Ah, yes. Here we go:
Today in the mommyhood, I realized that I spent my entire lunch (detailed below) wearing a large, highly obvious white spot of rank-smelling spit-up on my left shoulder. I smell like a sour, fermenting cow. How did I miss this? Maybe THAT'S why our waiter was in such a foul mood. Regardless:
Mommyhood 1 - Mommy Su-Su 0
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